January 2009
11 posts
Jan 17th
20 notes
Jan 15th
9 notes
Envy
CDBK: i think/hope my favorite tumblrrrr just got engaged CDBK: i am SOOOO happy for her actionscript: will you let me fuck other women? CDBK : you can now actionscript : yes, but you would dump me CDBK : probably actionscript : lol CDBK : but at least you would ge the anal
Jan 14th
You'll be receiving the invites soon
AntiKris: Do you want to get married and have a kid
AntiKris: I'll let you fuck other women
AntiKris: That way our parents will be happy
AntiKris: I'll probably let myself go and cant cook worth a damn but I got charisma.
Him: if you're asking me then yes.
Him: No. You have to stay in shape. That is my only rule.
AntiKris: I said I'd let you fuck other women
Him: True, but why shop around if I got the good shit at home...that is, as long as you keep up with your pilates
Him: i need someone i can proudly introduce people too. im vain, man. i need someone just as.
AntiKris: I want a good ring.
Him: fine. but a laid back wedding with no bs like bridesmaid dresses
AntiKris: Done
Jan 14th
8 notes
2 tags
Jan 14th
Jan 12th
An exercise in obsolesence
I learned this week that vaunted New York University has a Masters program in Magazine Publishing. Why bother?
Jan 11th
Does your relationship still have a future if...
Your boyfriend says he doesn’t have $14,000 to spend on an engagement ring (but has $3,000 to spend on ski equipment like a back country kit and powder skis without bindings that he has to have because they are rockered and have a bloody eyeball and all mountain skis and ski pants). Or is it over because he tells you none of his male friends think marriage is a good idea for any guy, unless...
Jan 9th
Where Did My Morale Go? 2009 Edition
i have been going to bed every night at 10:30 and getting up (barely) at 8. I am turning into an old lady. it might just be subconscious messaging telling me to get the fuck out of my awful apartment.
Jan 7th
oops ...
I forgot three Volunteer with a charity you really love Join the board of a charity Don’t buy ANYTHING unless it is on sale ( some things don’t go on sale - ie LV handbag I have been wanting, Burberry trench i have been wanting)
Jan 6th
My New Year's Resolutions - 2009
Every year i try and be a better person. Reflecting on last year. I did actually accomplish a great many things. Things that I can be proud of. But the same things were unresolved. This year I am really going to try and get the tough ones knocked off my list in the first quarter (see the first four items) Move out of your shit-hole apartment Get driver’s license Find an accountant ...
Jan 6th