I'm kinda over my assistant
Yes, I know that is the ultimate white whine. But man!
She’s been with the company probably ten years and her job is pretty much come to work at 8 and leave at 4. Except neither my boss, nor my colleague nor I ever get here before 9:30 so who knows when she really gets in. And I usually see her leaving at 3:45.
She’s probably got like six weeks of vacation but EVERY month - no lie - takes two days off because of - wait for it - woman problems.
Seriously, take a Midol, Aleve something.
She has child-care issues, sick relatives, has to work from home, plumbing work happening, husband has the flu, needs to see the dentist, every other week.
Her job consists of - taking meeting notes for me twice a week. Arranging my business travel (which I don’t go on anymore), screening my calls.
That’s it.
Listen - few people like their jobs these days. But it don’t get easier than that gig. So kiss my ass a little bit and ask me if you can help me with something or offer to learn something new.
Oh, and I read gawker at work too. Just PRETEND you aren’t reading it ALL day. Gawd